Killer Birds

I am sure that we have all witnessed or have heard of an animal acting in a behavior that is far from normal. Now I have read a few articles that share the theory that animals are out to get us and want to overthrow the human race. I for one agree somewhat with this theory based on a few personal experiences.
First of all I don’t agree completely with the fact that the whole entire animal kingdom is out to get us, but rather a select few. For example my dog, she is a Border Collie Lab mix and is the greatest dog ever, and wouldn’t even harm a fly. The main species I would like to focus on, and that are at the head of this movement, are the fowls of the air.
We have all witnessed in one way or another the peculiar act of a bird that flies out of no where and crashes into a car windshield. Or perhaps you have seen the strange scene of a bird roaring through the air and then coming to a sudden halt due to a massive glass door or window. In many of these instances the birds lose their lives. We all may think that these strange occurrences are merely an accident or a coincidence, but I have further evidence that will only strength my argument.
Mowing the lawn, it seems like a simple and easy task, but not when you have kamikaze birds swooping down trying to kill you. These birds aren’t your ordinary pet parakeets; they are vicious little black birds that are out to cause harm. The situation only got worse when a few of these birds quickly turned into about fifteen. After about two months of putting my life in danger while mowing the lawn, I decided to take matters into my own hands and put an end to this madness. I enlisted the help of a couple of my friends who were more than willing to assist me. Considering the situation we decided to use heavy artillery, like high-powered sling shots and long range blow dart guns. Our excitement was quickly diminished when we realized that we were no match for these killer black birds.
I have recently come to the conclusion that this bird movement has swept across the nation and now is a world wide epidemic. With any aerial attack strategy is involved, and too much of my surprise these birds are very strategic with their attacks. The main sources of strength for these birds are in fact the kamikaze birds, but their numbers are more than doubled with pigeons. Pigeons, although slow and perhaps a bit dumb, make great bomber fighters. With their precise aim, they have managed to drop countless bombs on cars and innocent bystanders.
As you can see birds are plotting to take over the human race. Alfred Hitchcock was warning us about the future when he produced the movie The Birds. If you haven’t seen this movie I strongly recommend that you see it. It will give you a further insight with this bird movement and hopefully you will begin to see how birds are plotting to overthrow the human race.

Animal Conspiracies

First of all I must say that I really enjoyed the articles by Tim Bedore. He is a very good writer and he really captures you attention with his creative sense of humor. Not only are his articles funny, but as you read them you begin to ask yourself if it could in fact be true. His logic is that animals are out to get us in a plan to over throw the human race. The facts and stories that he uses are convincing and you can't help but take his side on the argument. You also begin to think about personal experiences with animals that add to his argument. Tim Bedore did a great job with using explanations and logic to support his argument. Even though he is a humorous writer, he portrays a very passionate writer who wants to get his point across.